Data Chronicles Part 3: Is the Funnel Dead, or Just Glitching

The data is becoming harder to track because the signals of "interest" are being automated. We’re fighting through a layer of digital noise where a bot’s curiosity looks identical to a human’s intent.

What I've always loved about having a psychology background in marketing is that it is like having a secret decoder ring. It helps you see that behind every "click" or "form fill" is a living, breathing human with a specific motivation, a fear, or a goal.

But lately, I’ve been asking myself a tough question: Does the data matter the same way it used to?

The Ghost of Claude Hopkins

To understand where we are, we have to look at how we got here. Go back a hundred years to Claude Hopkins. Before him, advertising was just "fancy talk" and gut feelings. Hopkins changed everything with Scientific Advertising. He introduced coupon tracking and test campaigns, effectively telling the world: "If you can’t measure it, you shouldn't be doing it."

He turned the "art" of persuasion into a measurable science. He gave us the foundation for the belief that data is the ultimate truth. And, it's the thinking of Claude that convinced me that marketing is a place where I can use my research and scientific method learnings. 

The 20-Year Over-Analysis Trap

Fast forward to the last two decades. We took Hopkins’ science and put it on steroids. We entered an era where data wasn't just a tool; it was the end-all, be-all.

We became obsessed with the "Predictable Revenue" model. We spent years over-analyzing funnels, defining MQLs and SQLs with the precision of a surgeon, and convincing ourselves that if we just tweaked a conversion rate by $0.5/%$, we could predict the future. We treated the buyer’s journey like a linear assembly line, forgetting that humans are messy, emotional, and, well, unpredictable.

2026: When the "Leads" Start Talking Back (and They’re Bots)

Now, here we are in 2026, and the "Age of Agency" has officially disrupted the lab.

AI agents aren't just helping us analyze data; they’re creating it. And this is where it gets tricky. We’re seeing a rise in "Ghost Interest." An AI agent might visit your site, download your whitepaper, and even engage in a chat — mimicking the exact behaviors of a high-intent buyer.

Your dashboard lights up. You see a "hot lead." But in reality? It’s just a bot doing research for a human who might not even know your name yet. The data is becoming harder to track because the signals of "interest" are being automated. We’re fighting through a layer of digital noise where a bot’s curiosity looks identical to a human’s intent.

Beyond this, digital noise in itself is shifting what data means

So, Should We Throw the Funnel Out?

If the data is noisier and the signals are skewed, should we stop tracking MQLs, SQLs, and funnel velocity?

In a word: No.

We didn’t stop last year, and it taught us a vital lesson. These metrics still matter, but they require a heavy dose of skepticism — a "grain of salt" the size of a salt lick.

Defining our funnel last year helped us realize some hard truths:

  • The Volume Gap: We realized we needed larger or more deals in the top of the funnel just to compensate for the "noise" of the AI era.

  • The Qualification Crisis: We weren't qualifying effectively. We were letting the "Ghost Interest" of bots inflate our egos while our revenue stayed flat.

  • The Human Element: Most importantly, we learned that data should be the start of the conversation, not the end. The goal isn't just to move a lead to the next stage; it’s to engage them to be better.

The Bottom Line

Data used to be our Commander; it told us exactly where to go. Today, it’s more of a Consultant. It gives us clues, highlights our gaps, and shows us where we’re failing to connect.

In 2026, the win isn't having the cleanest spreadsheet. The win is using that messy, imperfect data to find the real human on the other side of the screen and offering them something so valuable that no bot could ever replicate it.

About the author

Amber Kemmis

Amber Kemmis is an operations-driven sales and marketing leader with deep expertise in AI, MarTech, and remote culture. She’s managed teams of 50+ and optimized processes to drive revenue growth and exceptional customer experiences through HubSpot. Over the course of her career, she’s collaborated with three Elite HubSpot partners—across industries like healthcare, SaaS, eLearning, and manufacturing.

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